Monday, September 28, 2020

Family Friendly Spook-tacular jokes

 


Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!


Halloween Monster Jokes

What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.

How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!

Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!

Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"

Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.

Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.

What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!

What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!