Tuesday, December 8, 2020

You’ll Ho-ho-ho with these funny Christmas jokes!

 



Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? A: Claus-trophobia!

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!