Tuesday, December 22, 2020

You’ll Ho-ho-ho with these funny Christmas jokes!

 


Q: How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!

Q: What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!

Q: What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!

Q: What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!

Q: What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? A mistle-toad!