Sunday, March 27, 2016

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter, everyone! Here's a little something for those of you who celebrate Easter. I hope it brings a smile to your face, lol.

Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? They don't want to get "beat up".

Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has cotton balls.

Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch T.V.? Because their cable was scrambled.

What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead.

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard!

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.

What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A smarty pants.

What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? Hoppy Easter!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail! 

Why was the little girl sad after the race? Because an egg beater!

How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise!