Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!
Halloween Monster Jokes
• What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
• How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
• Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
• Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
• Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
• What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
• Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
• Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
• Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
• What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
• Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!
• What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
