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Family Friendly Spook-tacular jokes

 

Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!

Halloween Food Jokes

• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.

• What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"

• What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!

• What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.

• What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!

• What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.

• What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

• What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.

• What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!

• What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!

• Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!

Howl at the Night

 

Deadly Kiss - Pucker Up Monday

 

Howl at the Night

 

Deadly Kiss - Pucker Up Monday

 

Finicky Friday - Halloween Style!

 

Reese's Bats

These will fly away at your next Halloween party!

YIELDS: 10

PREP TIME: 0 HOURS 15 MINS

TOTAL TIME: 0 HOURS 15 MINS

INGREDIENTS

10 mini Reese's cups

5 oreos

20 Candy eyes

1 tbsp. peanut butter

DIRECTIONS

Cut all Oreo cookies in half and gently remove the cream. Cut each half in half to create the wings.

Using a toothpick or a small spoon, apply a small dab of peanut butter to one end of each Oreo. Press onto the Reese's cup to make wings.

Next, place a small dab of peanut butter onto the back of two candy eyes and place on top of the edge of the wings. Serve.

Link: https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a56043/reeses-bats-recipe/

Family Friendly Spook-tacular jokes

Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry … it's just my Halloween costume!

• Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?

• Knock, Knock! Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!

• Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!

• Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

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Howl at the Night

 

Deadly Kiss- Pucker Up Monday

 

Finicky Friday - Halloween Style!

 

Dracula Dentures-The only tasty dentures.

YIELDS: 12

PREP TIME: 0 HOURS 10 MINS

TOTAL TIME: 0 HOURS 30 MINS

INGREDIENTS

1 tube chocolate chip cookie dough

1 can vanilla frosting

red food coloring

mini marshmallows

slivered almonds

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 350°. Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper. Roll cookie dough into 1 ½” balls and place on baking sheets. Bake until golden, about 12 minutes. Let cool completely then cut in half.

Add a few drops of red food coloring into vanilla frosting and stir until smooth. Spread a thin layer of red frosting onto each cookie half.

Place mini marshmallows around the round edges of half of the halves. Place the remaining halves on top, then stick a slivered almond on each side to create fangs.

Link: https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a55668/dracula-dentures-recipe/

Family Friendly Spook-tacular jokes

 

Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!

Halloween Monster Jokes

• What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.

• How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!

• Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!

• Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!

• Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.

• What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"

• Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.

• Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!

• Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.

• What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!

• Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!

• What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!