In case you didn't know, Halloween is my favorite time of the year. I'm going to be celebrating the whole month, here and in my author group! So let's get this party started!!
Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!
Halloween Trick or Treat Jokes
• What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
• Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
• Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
• What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
• What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
• Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
• What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
• What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
• What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
• Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
• What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
