Thursday, October 22, 2020

Family Friendly Spook-tacular jokes


Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!

Halloween Food Jokes

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.

What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!

What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.

What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!

What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.

What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!

What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!

Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!