Q: How do
snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
Q: What do
snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
Q: What does
Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!
Q: What did
Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
Q: What do
you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
Q: What’s
green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? A mistle-toad!
