Q: What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? A: The elf-abet!
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world? A: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite!
Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
