Pucker Up Monday

It's not what you think. Since Mondays do tend to suck, I thought I'd start the week off right for ya.

You’ll Ho-ho-ho with these funny Christmas jokes!

 

Q: What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? A: The elf-abet!

Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A: A Holly Davidson!

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world? A: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite!

Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

You’ll Ho-ho-ho with these funny Christmas jokes!

 

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? A: Claus-trophobia!

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!