Friday, October 9, 2020

Finicky Friday - Halloween Style!

 


Reese's Bats


These will fly away at your next Halloween party!



YIELDS: 10
PREP TIME: 0 HOURS 15 MINS
TOTAL TIME: 0 HOURS 15 MINS


INGREDIENTS
10 mini Reese's cups
5 oreos
20 Candy eyes
1 tbsp. peanut butter





DIRECTIONS
Cut all Oreo cookies in half and gently remove the cream. Cut each half in half to create the wings.
Using a toothpick or a small spoon, apply a small dab of peanut butter to one end of each Oreo. Press onto the Reese's cup to make wings.
Next, place a small dab of peanut butter onto the back of two candy eyes and place on top of the edge of the wings. Serve.

Link: https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a56043/reeses-bats-recipe/

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Family Friendly Spook-tacular jokes



Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit. These spook-tacular jokes will have all the little monsters screaming with laughter!


Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry … it's just my Halloween costume!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

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Saturday, October 3, 2020

Kiss Me Deadly is live and in KU!

 


It's live!

Buy link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08HHG5CTM


Blurb: 

Good and Evil. Heaven and Hell. And a damned soul caught in the middle.

In a twisted replication of the Resurrection, the first vampire rose from his death. He is Judas Iscariot, the one who sold Christ out for thirty pieces of silver and betrayed the Son of Man with a kiss on the neck. He’s cursed to partake in the life-giving blood of others in order to survive, and his thirst and anger drive him to terrorize mankind.

But a modern world brings with it a more modern vampire. Where Jude, as he’s known now, once hunted purely for the enjoyment of his prey’s fear, now the thrill of seducing men drives him. Many have fallen for his deadly kiss. But looks are deceiving. This is no man to play with... because this is no man.

But anger can only sustain him for so long. For the past hundred years or so, restlessness has stalked him. He’s tired of it all. There has to be more to this eternal life. Without his righteous indignation, what is left?

The answer comes in the form of a slightly snarky and highly opinionated human named Matt. Attraction leads to something deeper. But can Jude let go of the past? The rage? Can he leave behind the darkness that rules his life? And more importantly, can he make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of love?